What started off as an anecdote on RD’s escapades whilst on vacation here a few weeks ago has generated a fair bit of interest in identities, and although I must admit the timing and coincidental aspects of it all are a bit weird – to say the least – the facts were only very slightly altered. And this, solely to protect our protagonist – the ever doughty RD.
Come to think of it, Frenchy’s vivid descriptions of ‘her’ sexual escapades were not dissimilar to those of Soixante Neuf’s – so beautifully laid out that one could quite easily ‘see’ the events as they unfolded. Anyway, we have it from Soix herself that she isn’t a cross-dressing man and she isn’t French, so that should put the matter to rest – depending of course on one’s level of skepticism. Actually, as we commented in response, Frenchy could easily have been a Burgher or ‘Eurasian’ pretending, or acting out his role with a twist to it. Whatever it was, and whoever he is, ‘she’ sure had us agog with the sheer class of ‘her’ performance. The only one who was a bit suss from the very start was Java.
Sheet maaan, dat chick be too good to be true – she be describin makin love like some dude be fantasizin bout it – and did you see her tits? No?
Come to think of it, Frenchy was wearing this outfit that had a frilly top, all puffed out so that the shape of ‘her’ breasts was not really visible. The rest of ‘her’ bod looked fine, so no one present had even the slightest inclination of anything amiss. Trust Java – ever the skeptic – to come up with something that caused a niggling doubt! Of course he didn’t divulge his doubts until very much later, so he didn’t screw up the illusion at the time.
So here we are – RD has taken it well – shattered dreams notwithstanding, and with all the excitement in a flaccid state, he is having second thoughts about that whole ‘counselor for sex addicts‘ thing he was on about. And Java, not content with having messed up RD’s dream state has been attempting to cheer him up.
I’ve been sworn to secrecy about what exactly his mode of ‘cheering up’ RD is, so maybe when it runs its course we can reminisce.
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September 3, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Soixante Neuf
Poor RD.
I still can’t believe this cross-dressing performance artist business. Seems like a massive stretch.
Is Java having us on I wonder? Maybe RD is in on it too. Ah… This blogosphere is rife with conspiracy theories and identity crises. And to think we’ll never learn the whole truth!!!
It’s sexily frustrating.
September 3, 2008 at 4:57 pm
javajones
Soix – you know RD – ask him. Java likes to trip but I don’t think he’s into theoretical shit.
And what do you know – “truth” apparently has no single definition about which a majority of professional philosophers and scholars agree, so “whole” or not, I guess what’s ‘true ‘ for some may not be necessarily ‘true’ for others.
What to do???
September 3, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Soixante Neuf
Wow. You just gave me a headache.
😛
September 3, 2008 at 7:07 pm
RD
6 – I’ll keep you posted as I find out more about the truth behind Frenchy. Java has revealed what may well be the biggest upset of my life.
Java – I’m still a little unsure of stage 3 in the cheering up programme. It’s not that easy to get hold of a live goat in West London let alone sacrifice it.
September 3, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Darwin
I’m not all that fussed about finding out who exactly SN is – let her be for cryin out loud, can’t a girl blog about her sexcapades in peace these days?! Somedays I can’t decide if I’m Darwin or…. Darwin!
September 4, 2008 at 1:40 am
javajones
Soix – sorry bout dat – purely unintentional!
RD – maan yo humor be gettin blacker an blacker – mus be all dat pent up heat wit no place to go!
Darwin – fo cryin out loud girl, what yo be on bout? We all love Soix’s sturff an all dat confessin dat it be bringin out from all dose readers. More power to Soix, we say!
September 4, 2008 at 2:13 am
Soixante Neuf
Darwin: Haha yeah sweetie, this is not about me. We established a while ago that I wasn’t a cross-dressing performance artist type person chick man thing. Not that I have anything against cross-dressers. Sometimes they can be incredibly hot. Subject of another post perhaps? 😉
java: Again with the lingo! I love it! So glad you love my sturff 😛
RD: My heart goes out to you. And potentially also to the goat.
September 4, 2008 at 5:12 am
David Blacker
“maan yo humor be gettin blacker an blacker”
Can you please leave me out of it?
September 4, 2008 at 5:22 am
javajones
David – if you noticed, it was a ‘simple’ b. What on earth made you think it was you? Jus joshin’ maan!!
September 4, 2008 at 7:40 am
Darwin
ahahaha blacker and blacker. ouch.
September 4, 2008 at 7:48 am
javajones
Darwin – are you okay???
September 4, 2008 at 8:06 am
Darwin
no, i’m in hysterics. sorry! must be the identity crisis.
September 4, 2008 at 8:18 am
Soixante Neuf
Haha. David, good one.
Everyone’s having identity crises it seems. People I know are discovering my blog and talking to me about it… Not knowing I’m the author.
Now THAT’S a mindfuck.
September 4, 2008 at 8:56 am
RD
6 – Wow, that must be quite freaky. Has no one guessed it’s you yet?
September 4, 2008 at 9:49 am
David Blacker
I have. It’s her. I’m sure.
September 4, 2008 at 10:40 am
javajones
RD – takes one to know one, or so they say
September 4, 2008 at 11:06 am
javajones
Soix – so how did you respond?
September 4, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Soixante Neuf
RD, java:
I played dumb.
It worked.
I think.
It was kinda fun though. It was interesting to get feedback.
September 4, 2008 at 1:05 pm
javajones
Atta girl Soix – keep on keepin’ on!