This was received from another one of Java’s mates – one who is rather well known for his alternating levels of insanity. Mild at best, but outrageous to most others even at a level that is medium for him, you won’t want to experience his antics when he is like at his peak. Anyway, this is apparently how he maintains a healthy level.

Check it out:

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down

Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice!

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with it

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso

In the memo field of all your checks, write  ‘ for marijuana

Finish all your sentences with ‘in accordance with the prophecy’

Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get

Order a diet-water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face

Specify that your drive-through order is ‘to go’

Sing along at the opera

Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you have a headache

When the money comes out the ATM, scream, “I won! I won!”

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “run for your lives -they’re loose!”

Tell your children over dinner, “due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go”

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is to send this as an e-mail to someone to make them smile…

It’s called .. THERAPY

So there you go!

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